AU where magic and unicorns and mermaids and dragons exist and people read cool fantasy books about taxes and dishwashers
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"Huzzah Hufflepuff" LOL
where does fred weasley shop?
too fucking soon
#actors who are actually their character
the greatest casting ever.
Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought an ice cream truck.
Follow your dreams Rupert
I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.
‘I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short.
I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. ‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”
It makes it even better that he just GIVES the icecream away.
this poST GETS MORE AND MORE AMAZING AS YOU READ
Things I will forever be upset about:
1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me
3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised
4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be
5. I don’t know for sure what house I would be in
6. I don’t know the specifications of my wand are.
I’m pretty sure what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised, but then again, the Harry Potter universe has the tendency to be surprising.
And for #6, get a Pottermore account!
Out of context Harry Potter quotes are the best things ever.
- "Tired of walking in on Harry, Hermione and Ron all over the school, Professor McGonagall had given them permission to use the empty Transfiguration classroom at lunchtimes.”
- "Stars winking in front of his eyes, he grabbed the top of the hat to pull it off and felt something long and hard beneath it.
Some people just find the dirty in everything…
these are the people you wanna play Cards Against Humanity with! lol